How do you deal with judgemental riders? - Page 5

Sean · 09-15-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Tell him if he should have bought a CR500 and stroked it if he wasn't such a pussy.

This is the kind of response I was looking for.

What makes you all think I haven't told him to fuck off already?

Jet · 09-15-2009, 08:26 PM

marko138 · 09-16-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC

Awesome.

:bigrofl:

defector · 09-16-2009, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittie61984

tell him if he should have bought a cr500 and stroked it if he wasn't such a pussy.

winner!

Particle Man · 09-16-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC

the chi · 09-17-2009, 01:23 AM

Just stop hanging out or riding with them. Problem solved. When Nancy boys start complaining you dont play with them anymore, maybe they'll be ready to STFU.

MILK · 09-17-2009, 08:22 AM

I can't reply to your question because you don't ride a Honda.

09-15-2009, 08:26 PM	#42
Jet Street Stunter Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 54

09-17-2009, 08:22 AM	#47
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	I can't reply to your question because you don't ride a Honda.