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Old 06-13-2011, 07:35 PM   #1
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I was going to say... like you REALLY want to know
Thats what came to my mind first. Most wouldn't even want to know.

How many guys here would want a woman to keep Gasman type records on their vagina?

And that brings up another point. Even if someone keeps records they can toss ones that point to a problem. I know a guy that bought 3 wheel bearings from me for his Integra years ago. He could just keep the latest and say it has a new one. That seems ok till you find out it had 3 new ones in a month.

So once again you can't just go by the records.

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Old 06-13-2011, 10:29 PM   #2
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I was going to say... like you REALLY want to know
38 guys? I guess that's not too bad. Hey, wait, what the hell? A leaf blower? A fucking leaf blower? I mean I can deal with a nerf football but a leaf blower? Like was it running? No. Ya know what? Don't even tell me, I'll just keep looking.



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Old 06-14-2011, 07:38 AM   #3
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I wish women kept service records of their vaginas.
They would, except there's no room left on the bookshelf next to the 28-volume set vagina and orgasm operational manual.
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Old 06-14-2011, 08:36 AM   #4
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I wish women kept service records of their vaginas.
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For sale. Low miles. All service records kept. Leaks occasionally.
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:57 AM   #5
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:01 PM   #6
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For sale. Low miles. All service records kept. Leaks occasionally.
I need to show you guys the Er records of some ghetto skanks, records a mile long, ghonorrhea, chlamydia, trichamonas, oh look herpes, you aint shaking that one.
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:11 PM   #7
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I tried keeping a record of replacing parts on my vehicle and I would just keep forgetting. Hell I forgot to take a pic of my odometer before driving with the new engine. Luckily I was able to go back and look through my vids and catch the odometer.
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:13 PM   #8
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I keep a binder with receipts and service slips, I have never showed it to sell a vehicle. I usually just keep it til the vehicle is out of warranty though.
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Old 06-14-2011, 06:22 PM   #10
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