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Old 05-01-2009, 01:10 PM   #121
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Frigid is relative and can be conditional. I agree that marriage should involve one man and one woman, PERIOD! In this respect, I may be more of a prude than you. As far as my marriage history goes, I'm sorry, what do you know about me or my past? Hmmm...? Are you ASSuming things pumpkin?
Pot meet kettle? You were quick to make ASSumptions about me and my marriage.

And I'm not your fucking pumpkin.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:11 PM   #122
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It should be made part of the marriage vows IMHO!
No joke a friend of mine from work believes the when you are married the wife is obligated to have sex with her husband at least one a week. That is one of her "Jobs" as a wife. He is now divorced.... Go figure.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:23 PM   #123
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Holy crap......I felt like someone just duct taped me to a chair, peeled my eyelids back and MADE me watch an episode of OPRAH

And I just made it to page 8

No shit!!! People and their dirty laundry. Oh well...it's springtime...the air is fresh outside...nice day to hang laundry.

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Frigid is relative and can be conditional. I agree that marriage should involve one man and one woman, PERIOD! In this respect, I may be more of a prude than you. As far as my marriage history goes, I'm sorry, what do you know about me or my past? Hmmm...? Are you ASSuming things pumpkin?

I was in the Middle East for about a year and a half, got injured and spent about 3 months in a hospital in Nuremberg only to come home to a wife that was 6 months pregnant. Don't ASSume that I don't understand what heartache or hardship is about sister, because I've carried far more than my fair share. Here's the thing though, she told me she wasn't ready for marriage, I knew she was a "party girl" but my dumb ass begged her to marry me before I left. So as I said, she didn't "change" she was exactly the same person, I just chose to ignore it until it was too late.
Damn dude. That's fucked up. Even though she was a party girl, she should have had more respect for someone she begged to marry.

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The only other time I've been engaged, we were together for 4 years and I came home from work to find her dead from an asthma attack... I know all about pain, thanks.

Damn. Sorry man.

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Pot meet kettle? You were quick to make ASSumptions about me and my marriage.

And I'm not your fucking pumpkin.
Archren, sweetie.....do you need a smoke break?
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:25 PM   #124
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and I can see this one getting locked quick
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:26 PM   #125
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and I can see this one getting locked quick
this one definitely has potential. We may need at least a 5 min break to let the tension cool a bit.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:28 PM   #126
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Archren, sweetie.....do you need a smoke break?
Yes. Yes I do. After this thread, definitely.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:29 PM   #127
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Come on tigs, you were doing so well. Cool it please.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:29 PM   #128
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this one definitely has potential. We may need at least a 5 min break to let the tension cool a bit.
Awww.... alright, I'll play nice....
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:31 PM   #129
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Awww.... alright, I'll play nice....
Oh shit! The world is going to stop spinning! Everybody run for your lives!



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Old 05-01-2009, 01:35 PM   #130
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I did it, I am just going to put this on lock down for an hour or two. Let everyone cool down a bit.
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