Crash truck, yeah we can't use no stinkin crash truck

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Reminds me of a guy I was talking to at a bike shop in Fort Lauderdale. He was racing in South America and straightened out a turn at 140+. After a few minutes he can hear people getting closer to him. A couple minutes later he still hears people, but they don't sound like they're getting any closer.

Finally one of his crew members reaches him and he asks "where the hell is everybody? Is there something better going on over there??"

His buddy kept repeating something that didn't make any sense... then told him his bike ghost rode over a burm in the grass, launched 20+ ft. in the air and hit a billboard before dropping like a gullitine and on a grazing cow.

Suddenly the repeated "you killed a fucking cow, man! And hit a billboard!" from his teammate made sense.

Fucking hilarious.