How would you go about laying your bike down?

[pauldun170]

If I were to go about laying my bike down.
I would first drain the fluids.
Remove the plastics.
Choose which side I'm going to lay it down on and remove any peices that may bend.
I would the lay out 10 deluxe medium soft pillows, slightly overlapping on the floor where I'd lay the bike down.

I'd lay the bike down on the pillows.

What happens next...depends on the wine and music